App coming soon
The banter is going mobile.
The Absolute Football Banter app: one place for fans to connect, share opinions, argue in live match threads and wind up their rivals — properly.
Join the waitlist for early access. No spam — just the launch news.
Coming soon to the
App Store
Coming soon to
Google Play
Banter battle
Worst kit of the weekend?
Option A
Option B
Fan rankings: you’re #[N] in your club this week
● Live
Match thread · [Home] v [Away]
Second half. Who’s still believing?
Ref needs to visit Specsavers
We’ve had one shot. ONE.
Stay positive lads. It’s only 0-0.
Feed Clubs Live Polls Me
What’s in it
Everything your group chat does, minus the one mate who never replies.
Feed
Banter feed for your club
Takes, memes and reactions from fans who support who you support — and those who don’t.
Communities
Club communities
A home for every club from the Premier League to League Two.
Live
Live match discussions
Kick-off to full-time threads that move as fast as the game.
Play
Polls & banter battles
Vote, debate and settle arguments with your rivals once and for all.
You
Fan profiles & rankings
Earn your stripes. Climb your club’s banter table.
Alerts
Push notifications
Big stories and match threads for your club, the moment they drop.
The road to launch
Now
Website & socials
News, banter and community across the site and five platforms.
Next
Waitlist & early access
Sign up and pick your club to join the first wave.
Launch
The AFB app
iOS and Android. [Launch date to be announced.]
After
Club communities grow
Exclusive content, rankings and banter battles.
App questions
When does the app launch?
[Launch date to be announced.] Waitlist members hear first.
Will it be free?
[Pricing model to be confirmed.]
Which phones will it work on?
iPhone (App Store) and Android (Google Play).
Can I pick my club?
Yes — your club shapes your feed, communities and notifications.
For brands
Become a launch partner
Founding advertiser and sponsorship packages for the AFB app are open for early conversations.